When you bite your tongue.
February 2012
When someone is walking slow in front of you.
When you try to have a cute laugh:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
then everyone stares at you like:
OMG this is me allll the time
That moment when your homework's not on Google.
When teachers give you an assignment and say: "this isn't the type of assignment you can do the night before it's due"...
When someone calls your mom ugly.
The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop. But you look at the person and laugh again.
I do this to my boyfriend aaaall the time and he’s always like -.-
When you watch horrible movies of your favorite actor/actress
That moment when you're feeling down & the only thing that can make you happy is food
That awkward moment when someone says, "WHO FARTED??"
And everyone looks at each other like:
When you find an old bedtime story you read when you were a child:
When you're telling a funny story to your friend.. →
goo.gl
you can’t even talk because you’re like:
and your friends are like:
When you feel fat, remember that the earth weighs about 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons. →
ow.ly
( ) I feel much better now!
(x) How do you say that number?!
Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like "No, don't eat your finger." So that's why you can't.
Facebook VS Tumblr
Checking Facebook:
Checking Tumblr:
When someone is to lazy to say excuse me on the bus and just sits on your bag instead of waiting for me to move it. SON OF A BITCH
When you're angry as fuck and someone tries to talk to you.
That awkward moment when you get an eye to eye contact with your enemy.
You’re like:
